Friday, September 25, 2015

We're Doooooomed! #pezoutlaw #hollywood

This 1'LL Never Make-it 
DOOMED, I tell ya. DOOMED!
Doomed as Doomed can be.

I believe computers are Ageist.
Kathy says that's not a word.
I stand by it 123%.

You know how on TV shows the young kids look up or find answers to anything in seconds on the internet.
As an old person I gotta tell ya, not my experience.

Searches are cluttered with useless info.
Actual clicks are usually dead ends that you have to close the window to get out of.

Why do computers look so easy n useful when the kids do it on TV?
Most every search I've ever tried ends up abandoned in frustration.

Oh yeah n where's that cool screen you see on TV shows that's b&w with just pure data search info.
I tell ya, I feel like I'm being excluded from some exclusive club that only the cool kids get in.

Then there's the weekly great update that my computer forces me to endure.
Seriously children every little cool idea you have is kinda a useless pain in the ass.

Just once I'd love to tell one of those updates, nope I'm good, have a nice day though.
I have a big problem with all the useless time consuming mandates that the internet imposes on my computer.

My computer has been telling me for weeks that I'm in breach of some apps required to continue.
Computer, I don't want any apps, don't use them or really know what they are.

N The Kicker.
My computer decided I needed another update again last night.
I mean, REALLY! What was that spite.

I'm beginning to fear that my computer wants to control me.
The real pornado on the internet is all the crapp my computer n the internet force me to do.

Seriously, I wish my computer would just leave me alone to work on my stuff unmolested.
I do not use a cell phone n one day It's my dream to walk away from my computer forever.

Well ain't that somethin.
Call me Sally, this post made it.
611 views in 72hrs.
Shows ta go ya. 

NFTA has over 310,000 views to date.
Hey what do I know, I just work here.

After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.


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Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Pez Outlaw, Anarchist

After this mornings rant about Climate change you might think Pez Outlaw is a foaming at the mouth Conservative.

I've wondered often if I'm a Libertarian.

I got to tell you though, the little voice in my head was labeling me an Anarchist.

I hate authority, anyone trying to control me in any way, I rail against it.

I hate conventional thought.

I question everything.

If you tell me I have to do something, my instinct is to say screw you even if it would be good for me.

I do not read directions or refer to manuals.

I believe that the Universe will speak to me not man.

Take a good look at Pez Outlaw Diary. Were these the actions of a Conservative or an Anarchist.
My act of rebellion by writing Pez Outlaw Diary and fighting for 15 years rather than submission to Pez Corporations actions against me. Were these the actions of a Conservative or an Anarchist.

I've always just called it crazy but maybe Anarchist would sound cooler.
You know how people nowadays speak in admiration of a fellow they say thinks outside the box.
Cool as far as it goes, but what if you think outside the box because you are not capable of thinking inside the box?

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Monday, September 14, 2015

Wisdom #pezoutlaw #hollywood

I try to afford myself the freedom to follow a thought to it's logical conclusion.
In the end I do not necessarily even have to agree with the thought.
This process is not without boundaries, there are areas I will not broach.

Anything to do with sex is out of bounds, anything.
The plight of Black people n the relationship of that plight to the Democratic party, no.
Islamic Fundamentalism. No, leaving that to the media.
Women's issues, none of my business.

Other than that though I like to think a thought through, follow it till it runs out.
Some are interesting, some are a waste of time.

Here on Notes From The Asylum the stats tell me the winners from the losers.
It's kind of interesting to see what works n what does not.

So if you disagree with something I write here, don't feel alone, there is every possibility that I agree with you.

One last thing. I try to keep these posts to one page. No point in droning on.

After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.


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Sunday, September 13, 2015

Truth #pezoutlaw #hollywood

The mood of America makes it ripe for the rebellious and defiant nature of the Pez Outlaw story.The Pez Outlaw story is the American dream, albeit with a few rough edges.
It's also a statement of the strength of individual Americans.
Knock us down, we get back up n fight.

A little secret.
Americans are pissed off at government and big business.
The Pez Outlaw story captures that in its unwillingness to accept defeat and against unbelievable odds to fight back even when any realistic hope of winning is thought to be zero.

The Pez Outlaw story is America.
To my last breath, Pez Outlaw will never quit fighting for justice. 

Like he said, Money can't buy happiness but it can buy me a truck.

The truth is Politics is another hill I'm not going to die on.

I've told you that I've got this very large, very vocal group of voices in my head.
I have selected the most sane of those voices to be in charge.
The two previous posts were him allowing one of the others to play for a few minutes.

I can at the drop of the hat have an opinion about most anything including the dropping of hats.
Realistically though, none of it matters.

Few people know the name of the engineer who actually built the Pyramid.
Very few people know or care what one politician said about another 100 or 1000 years ago.
Let alone the dirty trick that one might have played on the other.
To get to caught up in the politics of today is to play other peoples games.
Truth is that us poor folk are just trying to get by n do the best we can.

The truth is I don't think I care about politics anymore.
I can have an opinion but even I would not listen to it.

Politics is just a sport, you can't carry it around with you or wear it.
It's like, I'm a Jets fan. No more, no less important. 

After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.


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Tuesday, September 1, 2015

What's This Mouse In Your Pocket Crapp #pezoutlaw #hollywood @pezoutlaw

When writing in the Asylum I'm always saying we. Thing is, when I write, I do not feel like I'm alone. I always feel like your all watching every key stroke.

Either that or the we represents the crowd in my head fighting for words. I'm a High Functioning Schizophrenic  Lets go with the first one.

In a previous post I asked the Question. Is it egotistical to think a lot of what others pass off as crazy is amateurish?

Reason. I see people trying real hard, to hard to be different. Crazy tries real hard to hide itself, except when you let it come out n play.

anyway, we.... shit..... hey who's in charge today? get his ass down here, I got a complaint.
I'm going for the Gold here today (2,000views) n you guys are monkeying it up.

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Christ on a bike #pezoutlaw

Have you ever noticed that it's easier to be patient about bad things than good?

If it's bad you have no choice but to weather it n wait it out.

If it's good, you want it now. What good is knowing something wonderful is about to happen if your situation would benefit greatly if it would happen sooner.

Oh crap that's right you actually have no choice with good either. The fact that good is desired makes it seem like you do though.

#22. #22. #22 ?

Christ on a bike, my # is 204.

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The Way Home #pezoutlaw #hollywood #NFTA

I've got to be honest at the outset.I'm not a terribly good Neighbor.
I keep to myself, It's why I moved to the country.

I moved out here on my 20 acres of heaven in approx 1975.
A couple of years later I acquired a neighbor 20 years my senior.
A very nice fellow n his wife.

My new neighbor bought the 10 acres adjacent to me that used to be part of this farm.
My first impression on him was not a good one, I told him if he ever wanted to sell I'd buy it.
First impressions aside he's been a very good neighbor.

This fellow loves horses, so he n kathy had that in common.
Move forward 40+ years n my neighbor is now 87 in and out of elderly care facilities.
His horse is long gone.

Though he did build a room on the back of his house so while laying in his bed he can watch the horses in my pasture all day.
The Pen he gets to observe for his pleasure n enjoyment is what I call the Wild Bunch Pen.
Honey B, Paco, Johnny Cash n of course The Old Man.

Though I still keep to myself, I'm very pleased that the Old Man n the Wild Bunch have provided joy to my neighbor in his Twilight years.

The Old Man/horse at 37 is showing my neighbor the way home. 

The Old Man
Did you know.
Horse age is measured 3-1 in human years.
Meaning that the Old Man is 111yrs old. 

The Old Man gets the best hay n half a bucket of grain every day.
I call it His Grandpa Food. 
The Old Man is actually in pretty good shape for his age of 111yrs old.
As you know older folk like to turn in a bit earlier than young folk.
The Old Man asks to be let into his personal stall at 5:15 pm every day.
The Wheels on.

It's a peaceful day, the voices are silent.
I had a really good nights sleep.
My gardens are doing really good. Horse poo n miracle grow.
The wild flowers in Rudy's flower bed are blooming.
Billy dog says we need to go outside n play on the tractor.

I get days like today every so often.
I haven't had happy since the year 2000
so I treasure neutral peaceful days.

To be honest Happy makes me nervous.
Happy carries A feeling of impending doom
I know I'm only going to crash from happy.
Neutral is nice.

So Billy dog n me, we're gonna go play on the tractor.

To my friends in Slovakia, I accept all facebook friend requests.

After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.


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